Holiday (Lock) Inn

I’m dreaming of a Whitecaps season
Not like the ones we’ve had before
Where the plastic grass is
Used for forward passes
Because the team is trying to score

I’m dreaming of a Whitecaps season
With every blog post that I write
Where every signing
Doesn’t leave me pining
For players that I once thought were shite

I’m dreaming of a Whitecaps season
Where all that matters is the game
No Front Office ruses
With poor excuses
That leave a lingering sense of shame

I’m dreaming of a Whitecaps season
Where a midfielder scores a goal
Where there’s some improvement
In the pass and movement
And every player knows his role

I’m dreaming of a Whitecaps season
Not like the one we had this year
Where BC Place is
Filled with hopeful faces
Who have some good football to cheer

I’m dreaming of a Whitecaps season
That makes me glad to be alive
No more early pressing
Then acquiescing
To just sit back once we get to minute five

I’m dreaming of a Whitecaps season
That doesn’t feel like a curse
No more troubles
And no more bubbles
And the best that we can say is “It could be worse”.

I’m dreaming of a Whitecaps season
Not like the one that has just gone
I’ve had more than plenty
Of Twenty-twenty
So bring on Twenty twenty-one