Any good therapist will tell you that when faced with an unpleasant situation the best thing to do is to ignore it completely until it goes away.
And that’s how we must all deal with the Whitecaps 1-0 defeat to New England at the weekend.
We must never speak of it again.
But what will we speak of?
Well, let’s just shoot the breeze on a few different topics should we?
Here we go then.
Laba leaving?- Rumours are a-swirling that offers are a-brewing for midfielder Matias Laba.
There was a time when losing Laba would feel like a hole being blown right through the heart of the team but now his salary hit and the acquisitions of Tchani and Ghazal would make his loss feel a lot less painful.
And, like quite a few others, Laba hasn’t really grown as a player during his time in Vancouver so it’s yet another move that might be best for all parties.
And not just Laba? The signing of Stefan Marinovic is clearly a move made to deal with the expected departure of David Ousted and with Jordan Harvey in the last year of his contract and Christian Bolaños failing to turn back the hands of time (and with a World Cup year coming up) it’s tempting to think that their recent omissions are as much to do with positioning for their leaving as it is to rest them.
All speculation of course but there does seem to be the odd sense that the Whitecaps are a team in transition just as the business end of the season kicks into gear.
It will be interesting to see how Carl Robinson manages such a situation.
VAR has a bad weekend- This is a great summary of just what went wrong with the Video Assistant Referee program over the recent games.
I was innately sceptical of the move when it was announced but the first weekend reassured me somewhat given how effectively it was used.
There was always the fear of unintended consequences however and they have reared their ugly head(s) with a vengeance.
One of the skills of a referee is that he has to manage a game and that means that certain calls are made differently during different games (and even during the same game should the situation require it).
VAR offers no such subtlety and places the already pressurised ref under even more pressure by forcing him to make a decision he doesn’t really want to make.
Maybe a solution would be to always pair the same ref and VAR together to allow them to build up some kind of working relationship?
But whatever the solution it needs to be addressed to prevent the somewhat ironic outcome of the man in the middle losing even more of his authority in the eyes of the players and the fans.
Doing the business at home- We’ve all spent countless hours wondering just why the Whitecaps are so bad at breaking down teams at BC Place but one obvious reason is that they are incapable of forcing the opponent to lose their defensive shape.
In theory the arrival of Jordy Reyna should help that.
His willingness to drop deep to pick up the ball offers far more of a challenge than the tried and tested low percentage long ball over the top of the defence.
And if he and Tchani and Jacobson can somehow find a way to link up the defence with the midfield and the midfield with the forward line then we may not be faced with the frustrating sight of Vancouver desperately hoping for a last minute set-piece to solve their inability to score goals in their own stadium.
Is that it?
Yes, that’s it.
Yes, I’m positive. You can go now.
You’re not going to carry on when I leave?